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Posted: Aug 24, 2019 9:03 pm
 
So i been hangin out with this nice lady but she got a junkie boyfriend who dosed her with lsd or some (shit) similar derivative before work today and i been had spent the last 6 hours bringing this girl back down and after i made her listen to the troggs and some stooges bootleg i walked her home with my big ass pitbull named hambone. Then, when I got home I whipped out a ribeye I been aging and cooked that shit pefect. i think i like her.
Posted: Aug 25, 2019 1:42 pm
 
But, but, how did you cook the ribeye?
Posted: Aug 26, 2019 4:51 am
 
P.S. Keep writing more awesome, sudden fiction-like stories. Maybe make a zine!
Posted: Aug 28, 2019 11:58 am
 
ribeye was medum rare. dusted with s/p/g.

The Troll:
make a zine!

"the loser walks"
Posted: Sep 16, 2019 11:59 am
 
Next time try that nice, fuzzy Beatles LSD linked music.
Posted: Oct 28, 2019 6:05 pm
 
Salt Pepper Garlic ZINE!
Posted: Mar 9, 2020 7:21 am
 
i always get waaaay too excited when i play music with new people, drink a lot of beer, share songs you like talk some shit on bands you hate. last night was one such night, i ended up doing a terrible lip sync of paul revere while wearing a cowby hat (yuck!) and a mexican poncho that got posted to instagram and smoked too many pots and cigarettes, oredered a pizza then barfed my guts and woke up to a whole pizza at 4 AM and had a slice. not too bad!
Posted: Mar 9, 2020 10:50 am
 
Rad.
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