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Posted: Mar 2, 2011 12:02 am
Please discuss.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 3:48 am
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 7:14 am
Graham crackers
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 8:13 am
Assuming they aren't on a pureed diet because of swallowing problems, whatever their caregivers fix or go buy. Usually whatever the caregivers feel like eating and/or spending the retards' money on. Sometimes fast food, but keeping up with receipts and mileage isn't a strong point with minimum wage undereducated care staff (at least not the staff I had working for me), so they don't go out as much as you would think.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 11:17 am
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 1:05 pm
Retarded people eat the same things as people who only listen to The Ramones , Slade and Judas Priest.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 1:53 pm
burger king?
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 2:28 pm | Edited by: Cole
I have a kid who is mildly retarted and find this question very offensive. He likes glue paste by the way.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 3:31 pm
so you HAVE tried boogers, then , eh joe?!
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 4:43 pm
not intentionally! you know when you try to hawk a loog and it doesn't quite come out.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 6:28 pm
Burger King breakfast crowns.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 6:33 pm
I have a kid who is severely retarded, and I can't get him to eat anything. I tried locking him in the closet with a box of milk duds, but he still won't eat them.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 6:51 pm
Tried glue paste?
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 7:40 am
try pouring melted butter into the box
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 8:07 am
I had a Clif bar and a low sodium V8 today so far
Posted: Mar 16, 2011 9:39 am
oh, then you must be in training for the special olympics
Posted: Mar 25, 2011 6:06 pm
,y sisters aretarded snd works at wemdys.
Posted: Mar 25, 2011 6:07 pm
thats retarded
Posted: Apr 2, 2011 9:17 am
cheese puffs and cut up hot dogs.
Posted: Apr 21, 2011 3:59 pm
other retarded people.
Posted: Apr 28, 2011 3:39 am
Posted: Apr 30, 2011 5:53 am
,y sisters aretarded snd works at wemdys.

Is she still single?
Is she a twin?
Posted: May 1, 2011 11:11 am
Ok peeps, I really do have a mildly retarded uncle . . . and he really eats frozen hot dogs. Plain, no bun, straight outta tha freezer. I have no idea why.

I hope this helps in your research.
Posted: May 1, 2011 6:33 pm
mildly retarded is not retarded enough.
Posted: May 3, 2011 7:58 am
Posted: May 3, 2011 1:46 pm
I have a re-re cousin and she eats shit tons of food. Like scrapes the plate clean and goes back for thirds, fourths, fifths. It grosses me the hell out to watch her eat. She's heavy, but ought to weigh 500 lbs considering how much she shovels it in. She won't eat lettuce or any raw veggies. I really wonder what re-re thoughts she has.
Posted: May 5, 2011 8:23 am
I ate tooth paste today. It was good!
Posted: May 5, 2011 10:09 am
mildly retarded is not retarded enough.

you don't have to justify your desire to try frozen hot dogs ! I know you want to!
Posted: Oct 17, 2016 8:20 pm
Maybe it's because you lock your kid in the closet that's why he doesn't function well. Maybe he doesn't like candy. Maybe his mom doesn't put love in her dinners. You're a bad person and very stupid
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