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Posted: Feb 15, 2011 5:56 am | Edited by: Rumpleforeskin
Canned Tamales
Corned beef hash(not the kind already made in the can though)
Canned salmon & crackers
Fried chicken livers from Jack Pirtle's
White Castle frozen sliders
frozen Mexican TV dinners
Pork & beans on toast List away!
Posted: Feb 15, 2011 6:10 am
potato sticks mixed with catsup
peanut butter sandwich dipped in chili
Slim Jims

I second the frozen white Castles, but fresh Krystals are worse
Posted: Feb 15, 2011 6:55 am
Tijuana Mamas
Vienna Sausage and crackers
Sardines and Ramen
Posted: Feb 15, 2011 7:46 am
Pigs in a blanket dipped in shrimp cocktail sauce
Posted: Feb 16, 2011 12:07 pm
Totinos Party Pizzas
frozen taquitos
Posted: Feb 17, 2011 1:41 pm
sour cream and onion Ruffles...Slim Jims or something like that, and cheap 24-oz. beers. Ah, paradise...
Posted: Feb 17, 2011 5:58 pm

Corned beef hash(not the kind already made in the can though)

it's not nasty if it's hand made, i love the stuff outta the can
Posted: Feb 18, 2011 6:05 am
it's not nasty if it's hand made, i love the stuff outta the can

I meant the kind that already has the taters in it in the can.That just about qualifies as dog food. I love the stuff that you have to open with a key. You can't find it lately because of an embargo on South American beef in the US. Trivia: In World War I , soldiers called it "monkey meat" because of it's origin in South America.
Posted: Feb 20, 2011 3:09 pm
pork rinds
vienna sausages on white bread with mustard
fried bologna with bbq sauce
Posted: Feb 21, 2011 2:28 am
I meant the kind that already has the taters in it in the can

is there any other kind?

Posted: Feb 21, 2011 11:48 am
I meant the kind that already has the taters in it in the can

is there any other kind?

yeah, what's homie talking about?
Posted: Feb 21, 2011 2:59 pm
bologna soup
[microwave a piece of bologna with cheese on it til the cheese melts and it turns into its own bowl]

microwaved cheese-in-a-tortilla
Posted: Feb 21, 2011 4:33 pm
fried bologna with cheese and hot sauce on it
sour cream and cheddar ruffles
flaming hot cheetohs (although after eating half a bag this past weekend, i'm not sure i'll do that again for awhile.)
cheesy beefy burritos from taco bell
sardines in hot sauce
little smokies sausages wrapped in canned croissant dough and baked

peanut butter sandwich dipped in chili
i thought i was the only one who did that!!! one of my favorite things to eat as a kid. i still do it.

Totinos Party Pizzas
arrrrrrrrrrgh i love/hate these.
Posted: Feb 21, 2011 4:38 pm
peanut butter sandwich with fresh slices of garlic
Posted: Feb 22, 2011 8:10 am
bologna soup
[microwave a piece of bologna with cheese on it til the cheese melts and it turns into its own bowl]

wtf??? my fish tacos in the goner cookbook are fuckin' lame next to that. shit, i dind't have the recipe right anyway.
Posted: Feb 22, 2011 2:21 pm
bologna soups pretty good stuff, it's a friend's recipe.

what, nobody loves boogers?
Posted: Feb 23, 2011 7:22 am
i have never eaten a booger.
Posted: Feb 24, 2011 10:08 pm
you are a fucking liar.
Posted: Feb 24, 2011 10:10 pm
corn dogs.
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 4:24 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 5:21 pm
y fish tacos in the goner cookbook

pretty curious about this recipe! especially if it's in league w/ microwaved bologna.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 11:18 am
you are a fucking liar.

fuck you, i ain't never. i ain't as dumb as i look, dude.
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 7:41 am
unintentionally counts. that flavor is in your memory banks.
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 10:26 am
so is yr mommy's titty juice.
Posted: Mar 5, 2011 10:12 am
Posted: Mar 6, 2011 9:57 am
fish sticks on white bread with mayo and dill pickle relish
Sweet Sue chicken and dumplings
saltines soaked overnight in a package of powdered Italian dressing

second the Jack Pirtle's chicken livers - also the steak sandwich
Posted: Mar 6, 2011 10:31 am
lots of vegenaise on a piece of bread
Posted: Mar 6, 2011 2:40 pm
When I was very ,very young I liked tripe ..............till it was explained to me what it actually consisted of. Until I liked those ghetto smoked sausage links that drip red dye and burnt around the edges but they turned on me.
Posted: Mar 7, 2011 3:04 am
I like getting char-broiled double cheeseburgers out of vending machines. It's just so institutional I can't help but eat 'em. It's sort of like not being able to not rubberneck at the scene of a violent car accident.
Posted: Mar 7, 2011 6:13 am
school cafeteria soy/hamburgers
Posted: Mar 11, 2011 6:12 am
I gotta second Mexican TV dinners and Totinos.

There is no excuse for putting that shit in my body, but every couple of years it happens.
Posted: Mar 11, 2011 7:14 am
"Brownies" on my pulled pork (boy that even sounds nasty!)
Posted: Mar 11, 2011 12:10 pm

oh yeah!
but only brownies i've had are the burnt rib ends, smothered in sauce
Posted: Mar 12, 2011 7:50 am
taco bell. sometimes one or two of those crunchy tacos hits the spot.
Posted: Mar 13, 2011 4:36 am
had three volcano tacos yesterday, and i've been breaking the toilet since.
Posted: Mar 13, 2011 7:26 am | Edited by: Womb Raider
Posted: Mar 13, 2011 8:10 pm
Oh, yeah. Gas station monterrey chicken/bacon sandwich. Nasty good at its finest.
Posted: Mar 14, 2011 12:44 pm
got a new vending machine at work, the sausage wrapped in a pancake, kind of like a corn dog, is delicious
Posted: Mar 15, 2011 9:03 am
Yeah those are pretty good. The one at my work hasn't had that one for a while. I wonder who determines what items will go into the machine. Sometimes we'll get the microwavable White Castle cheeseburgers.
Posted: Mar 15, 2011 9:24 am
^^^^ it's like a jukebox, the mob owns them all
Posted: Mar 18, 2011 6:48 am | Edited by: Crystal Lake
Pogos (do you guys call them Pogos? They're really just corn dogs)
I second the frozen taquitos
Chicken fingers and fish sticks
Tater tots
Filet-o-Fish (now on sale for Lent!) and McNuggets

And the worst/best:
Hawkins Cheezies. From their website:

"Hawkins Cheezies® is synonymous with wholesome goodness. Natural ingredients and real aged cheddar cheese were the impetus in the development of this purely Canadian icon."

In one single-serving bag, there are 390 calories, 24g fat, 6g saturated fat, and 25% each of your RDI of cholesterol and sodium. Mmmmm... wholesome goodness.
Posted: Mar 18, 2011 10:05 am
Today I bought a Philly cheeseburger out of my beloved vending machine. It had the peppers and cheese of a phillysteak except the rest was a hamburger. It was definitely worth the $1.85 I paid for it.
Posted: Mar 21, 2011 11:20 am
Raw Wright Brand bacon ends.

It's like 4 bucks for a 3 pound box of what is basically smoked lard.
Posted: Mar 22, 2011 5:14 pm
sounds good!
Posted: Mar 24, 2011 7:35 am
Posted: Mar 24, 2011 11:22 am
I've had squirrel stew before.

It's FN delicious.

Watch out for little bits of shot in the meat, though!
Posted: Mar 24, 2011 2:32 pm
Blood sausage fucking rules.
Posted: May 3, 2011 1:54 pm
Ovaltine in milk, but only sorta stirred so there's powdery chunks in it to scoop out with a spoon.

Mayonnaise straight outta the jar.

Quarter Pounder, serving as exlax
Posted: May 21, 2011 10:52 am
Jack in The Box tacos
All gas station food, but Allsups fried burritos (via Texas) in particular
Mall Chinese food
Taco Johns Taco Burgers
Posted: May 22, 2011 8:48 am
Posted: May 24, 2011 9:05 am
cottage cheese
Posted: May 24, 2011 9:43 am
this thread is a radioactive fart cloud.
Posted: May 25, 2011 2:52 pm
Posted: May 25, 2011 3:32 pm
Posted: May 26, 2011 4:17 pm
tabasco flavored slim jims
Posted: Aug 22, 2011 10:15 am
i really dig those lil pink hot sausages that are pickled eat em with saltines -yum!
Posted: Aug 3, 2017 2:51 pm
Gas Station dbl cheese bgr
Anything from Neil's kitchen lol
Pirtles StkvSandwich with everything
Chinese buffet
Fried bologna grilled cheese
Posted: Aug 31, 2017 5:49 pm
I had some DYER'S wings tonight and they were FRIED TO A CRISP and tasty!
Posted: Sep 1, 2017 11:53 am
wings fried to death = no bueno. it's like eating toothpicks, except you still have to use toothpicks to get it out of your tooths.
Posted: Nov 4, 2017 5:48 am
pretty much everything 7/11 offers, but mostly:
taco rollers
cheddar dogs
spicy chicken sandwich.
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