Posted: May 11, 2015 10:42 am
So, a lot of folks NOT "in the know" are saying I haven't a chance in hell, or I'm like a candle in the wind.
Well, think again, folks! My brother, Elton John, has donated THIS SONG to my campaign. Fuckabee is already working on the bass line for campaign appearances, and I've tuned up my makeup.
GONERS! FLIP your WIG for LARRY CRAIG 2016!!!