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Posted: Sep 17, 2013 11:57 am
Got gas across from a Gamestop store around 11:30 last night. What's up with those 50 thugged out video nerd stoner dudes outside the store? Oh yeah, gotta get that joint FIRST!

Funny stuff.
Posted: Sep 17, 2013 12:00 pm
I'm waiting until after gonerfest
Posted: Sep 17, 2013 12:33 pm
I just started Saints Row 3. I'm fucking beHIND.
Posted: Sep 18, 2013 3:09 am
Most of those guys that got the game at Midnight on launch had to be real quiet going back into their parents basements. I bet if one of them woke their father up it would be Grand Thieft Asswhoop.
Posted: Sep 18, 2013 7:22 am
Anthony from Tunnel of Love / The Psyched is the dude that does the artwork on the game boxes. And that's as much as I know about video games.
Posted: Sep 18, 2013 9:18 am
My son informed me that he was out at midnight to pick up the game. What a dork.
Posted: Sep 18, 2013 12:00 pm
I love video games but I'm a game company's nightmare. I'll wait till its 20 bucks. I buy one game a year and play the shit out of it. I just beat Fallout New Vegas for the fourth time. This time I decided to see if I could go through the game shooting everything and everyone I encountered in the face. It pretty much worked beautifully. Looking forward to playing this in 2015,
Posted: Sep 18, 2013 3:21 pm
Posted: Sep 18, 2013 3:30 pm
I've heard you can have your character sit, smoking pot and watching tv for hours
Posted: Sep 18, 2013 3:40 pm
Posted: Sep 18, 2013 4:26 pm | Edited by: Tim Teabag
Geez do they even make video games anymore without all the irrelevant bullshit and stupid gab or at least give you the option of shutting that shit off? What's next getting "I need to pee" alerts where you set your gun down and spill your wiz for thirty seconds before springing back into action? I don't really play video games much in the 21st century but enjoyed them a bit in the 20th. Super Mario Brothers circa 1989, Doom II, and Quake worked just fine for me. No talking just go in there and kill shit.
Posted: Sep 19, 2013 12:12 pm
Ha! waiting for BF4.. join my squad, rank up, kill noobs.
Posted: Sep 21, 2013 7:56 pm
one of my teens picked this up and was playing it. I heard songs by Ty and Bass Drum of Death on the radio stations while he was driving around in the game.
Posted: Sep 23, 2013 5:34 am
Picked the controller up, figured I'd ride around, listen to the punk station, and commit a few small crimes. I'm now assassinating social media CEOs and planning a jewelry store heist. Addicted.
Posted: Sep 30, 2013 10:24 am
Posted: Sep 30, 2013 1:02 pm
I'm still trying to finish The Room. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307

I hope that GTA5 will have a DLC where you have to put spikes on a leather jacket for Lady Gaga. But then you get double crossed by the Etsy mafia and you have to get a job at Hobby Lobby to pay off your DMT dealer. Luckily Hobby Lobby is closed on Sundays so your character can goto videogame church. You're finally able to get your $ from Lady Gaga's stylist after you rapidly press the circle and square buttons at a Total Chaos show and you perform a flawless stage dive by beating Brandon Cruz who is the reigning champ.
Posted: Oct 1, 2013 3:55 am
The PC version of San Andreas was pretty cool because you could upload your own music...I drove around killing people listening to The Gories and Dead Moon...but then I learned how to jump twenty feet in the air on a bicycle and didn't cruise around as much.
Posted: Oct 1, 2013 4:11 am
Brandon Cruz who is the reigning champ.

Fucker is tough.
Posted: Oct 4, 2013 2:45 pm
Just got through the prologue
Posted: Oct 5, 2013 6:13 am
Posted: Oct 7, 2013 5:27 am
Looks like fun. Have no interest in playing this game except for dumb antics. Has this been the reason my internet has sucked for the past few days?
Posted: Oct 7, 2013 3:39 pm
its worth the money for dumb antics alone. bet my son Colby ten bucks he couldn't skydive onto a sky scraper and then skydive off that. he accepted the challenge and nailed the skyscraper landing.....forgetting that you only have one parachute......suicide ended up being his only way out.....thanks for lunch kid!
Posted: Oct 7, 2013 4:08 pm
Great parenting tips from cole!
Posted: Oct 8, 2013 7:11 am
Posted: Oct 9, 2013 4:20 am
yawn? Sounds like fun to me. Pack a 2nd parachute- LIFE LESSON for sure.
Posted: Oct 15, 2013 4:33 pm
Just finished jewel heist, 10% I think
Posted: Oct 19, 2013 5:08 am
My old roomie Stephen Pope from Jay R's band/Magic Kids/Wavves is the deejay on the in game radio station with Ty Segall on it. Go Stephen!
Posted: Oct 19, 2013 6:56 am
I spent some time last night exploring the tunnel from jewel heist and then finding my blimp at the racetrack and flying around. Landed inside what looked like a mental asylum, but, I haven't gotten very far in the game, so, nothing was open/unlocked. I wish I had a parachute.

My favorite thing so far was this alien attack mystery mission.
Posted: Oct 19, 2013 8:18 am
That wasn't weed that was JB-118
Posted: Oct 20, 2013 10:25 am | Edited by: Cole
Ive beat it. Story is good. The end is pretty bad ass. I love all the crazy random shit that happens. I stole an armored truck and was on the run. I was screwed, I was driving on rims and was boxed in by two cops and I knew that I was going down, suddenly another cop t boned me and I went rolling down a cliff. It seemed to take forever. I landed on all four rims on another highway and just slowly drove away....cops were gone.
Posted: Oct 21, 2013 8:57 am
got it, i suck. Just want to fly the blimp.
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