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Posted: Jan 16, 2013 12:42 pm
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 1:22 pm
That article looks long and full of shit. Can someone summarize it for me please?
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 2:00 pm
...have you ever seen General Hospital?
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 5:25 pm
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 7:25 pm
A manatee plays for Notre Dame?
Posted: Jan 16, 2013 8:27 pm
...have you ever seen General Hospital?

Perfect summary!
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 1:48 am
That article looks long and full of shit. Can someone summarize it for me please?

Mormon Samoan goes to Catholic college to play football. Plays real good. His grandma and "girlfriend" both die within a week of each other. Mormon Samoan at Catholic college is an inspirational hero to us all and comes in 2nd in Heisman voting. Girlfriend never existed. Was he duped or in on the hoax?
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 4:02 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
He was profoundly effected by the death of his grandma, and the guys on the team kept ribbing him, because no guy should be so attached to his grandma in sports as he was...so his grandma became his "girlfriend" and he could cry in the open about it. Then AP press caught wind of it and one thing lead to another.

Football players are so cruel and insecure.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 4:03 am
Everyone needs to go easy on Manti...he realy, realy misses his grandma.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 4:08 am
It's kind of like when Janet invented herself a boyfriend on the Brady Bunch....only way way different, and almost not related to this situation at all. But also kind of way, way similar.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 5:58 am
Te'o reminds me of the car in the later episodes of "Gilligan's Island".
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 6:13 am
who the hell is janet?
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 6:50 am
Janet was the ugly lady on threes company.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 7:27 am
and jack was her pretend boyfriend
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 7:34 am
Te'o reminds me of the car in the later episodes of "Gilligan's Island".

Oh after the Island became a resort? That's when it started to get good.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 8:15 am
Isn't ND full of rapists and these assholes are concerned about some fake internet girlfriend? What assholes. (I mean assholes at ND, not you guys.)
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 9:05 am
Rape isn't inspirational like winning games for an imaginary dead girlfriend
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 10:37 am
exactly whose lady is it anyway?
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 10:53 am
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 12:21 pm
It's like I've always said, Polynesians are not to be trusted.
Posted: Jan 17, 2013 3:41 pm
exactly whose lady is it anyway?
She doesn't exist. The accounts were made up by a guy that knows him. Personally, I think they are gay lovers and that's the only way he could be "out."
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 6:04 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
This much is certain...he is stupid. But I like my theory that he was crying to much about his grandma, so invented a story about his girlfriend dying, and then it snowballed.....
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 8:06 am
Can't wait to see what the Stanford band does with this at next year's Notre Dame game:

She's Not There
Just My Imagination
Imaginary Lover

...the possibilities are endless.
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 8:17 am
i just died in your arms tonight.

i can actually envision a marching band arrangement of that working quite well.
Posted: Jan 18, 2013 8:05 pm
Stanford Band!
Posted: Jan 19, 2013 6:11 am
Victim of Circumstance?
Posted: Jan 19, 2013 6:32 am
I want to hear the Seinfeld theme song interpreted on tuba.
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