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Posted: Jun 27, 2011 6:26 pm
Pretty funny, you guys.

Posted: Jun 27, 2011 7:13 pm
Everyday's a new laugh, you guys. I'm gonna settle back on the crapper and bask in the stench of Ann's hummus. Good for the old ticker, but South American food smells worse going out than going in. This is a good place for a stick up! Remember that, you guys?
Posted: Jun 27, 2011 8:17 pm
easily my favorite current tweeter.
Posted: Jun 28, 2011 2:39 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Uh, I have to go home and take a shower after reading those tweats, and not in the good way. More like the stench of diarhea follows me everywhere I go kind of way, you guys.

Btw, it's pretty funny more than half of those have to do with Chilli's, you guys.
Posted: Jun 28, 2011 8:20 am
Looking forward to a "Dad Boner" sitcom in the near future.
Posted: Jun 28, 2011 1:43 pm
Huh? The Chili's and Sebring stuff is just ripped from the Office.
Posted: Jun 28, 2011 3:05 pm
drunk cycling on fathers day was pretty good
Posted: Jun 28, 2011 6:17 pm
Some of the bits fall flat, but as a continuous narrative it's got my attention. twitter is the new sitcom.
Posted: Jun 28, 2011 8:28 pm
Bonerdad is Rad dad.
Posted: Jun 29, 2011 9:41 am
I gotta find a chili's....margareetas, you guys.
Posted: Jul 28, 2011 11:50 am
almost pissed my pants over this one today:
"4th rule of Captain Karl's Pizza Ship; no vegan fake meat and cheese crap. This isn't Captain Hippie's Soy Trash Barge for sissies."
Posted: Jul 28, 2011 12:12 pm
classy mitten Twitter feed, you guys! thanks
Posted: Jul 29, 2011 3:16 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Dude my twitter feed is so much better than this guys. Like the other day, "Lesbians like anchovi pizza. They realy, realy like anchovi pizza. Extra, extra anchovis."

You should join, you guys!
Posted: Jul 29, 2011 6:52 am
Posted: Jul 29, 2011 7:43 am
Jesse, you want my attention now you got it bitch.
Posted: Aug 11, 2011 12:59 pm
oh man. new black guy at work. this could be better than anything so far.
Posted: Aug 12, 2011 12:58 pm
Gee, I wonder if the black guy is gonna turn out to be gay.
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 8:17 am
^ i wonder if your alter ego is karl welzein
Posted: Sep 1, 2011 6:42 am
Livin' the dream!
Posted: Sep 1, 2011 7:37 am
Dave won't tell him who his dates with...I wonder why?
Posted: Oct 21, 2011 9:04 am
still amusing, despite Detroit sports losses
Posted: Oct 21, 2011 7:05 pm
Posted: Oct 22, 2011 7:22 am
i appreciate that @dadboner, like myself, is a Michigan State fan.
Posted: Oct 22, 2011 12:12 pm
still amusing, despite Detroit sports losses

I kept up with the last few games of the ALCS solely by reading DadBoner's tweets. Felt real bad for him when the Tigers lost.
Posted: Oct 23, 2011 6:28 pm
My wife's theory is that it's really Phil Hendrie.
Posted: Oct 24, 2011 4:56 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Read the post for October 23, you guys.

http://www.goner-records.com/board/index.php?action=vthread&forum=4&to pic=52729

Lets get this rumor going...eventhough my theory is that it's Womb Raider who likes to reference my tendency to misuse apostrophoes. Or could it be me? I'm claiming responcibility for something here and it's not a CIA false flag tactic I swear.
Posted: Oct 24, 2011 7:13 am
you're a legend in your own mind. why not emulate DadBoner and start a twitter feed? don't forget the 'logne
Posted: Dec 7, 2011 12:35 pm
Will Capt'n Karl get fired for the holidaze?
pray for a snowstorm!!!
Posted: Dec 8, 2011 2:32 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Uh yeah.

I have a friend who twits alot, I showed her Dadboner and she showed me 10 more twitterfeeds she thought were funnier. I learned my lesson, now I avoid talking about twitter.

If I did twit it would be legendary but I'm not willing to pay for any fucking data packages...
Posted: Dec 8, 2011 2:37 am
12/8/2011 I rode the bus this morning. It's 30 degrees outside. I'm not wearing any underwear. My dick went inside itself.

You happy now? Just check the Gonerboard for my twitter feed.
Posted: Dec 8, 2011 7:03 am
TB, the world is waiting for you to piss all over us with your twit feed.
Posted: Dec 9, 2011 4:22 am
I think you're the only one, when are you available? I'll bring a 12 pack.
Posted: Dec 9, 2011 4:23 am
You are talking water sports right?
Posted: Dec 9, 2011 7:21 am
it was a metaphor, kinda like "CIA Plot"
Posted: Dec 9, 2011 7:26 am | Edited by: tigerblinds

Jesse Garon on the Goner board asked me for a golden shower, he says it's "a metaphor"...I'm not sure I see his line of thinking, but just the same I'll do it...you never know if you'll get another opportunity like that.
Posted: Dec 9, 2011 7:32 am
...you guys!
Posted: Dec 12, 2011 7:26 am
Black Ops!
Yellow Ops?
Only Langley knows for sure....
Posted: Dec 12, 2011 7:33 am

Peeing is one of the small pleasures of life. It is truly a zen moment, that is unless you have to piss and you are stuck on the bus. With every stop the discomfort increases steadily, you guys!
Posted: Jan 20, 2012 9:51 am
This morning it occurred to me that Karl Welzein is simply a drunk, suburban Ignatius Reilly, and that all the dunces are indeed in confederacy against him.
Posted: Jun 7, 2013 7:33 am
Mike Burns is out of his closet.

Posted: Jun 7, 2013 8:12 am
God, I fucking hate stand-up comics. What a let down.
Posted: Jun 7, 2013 8:15 am
Posted: Jun 7, 2013 8:17 am
makes me want to be a stand up comic...they can fuck off all day and eat buffalo wings because they don't have a real job. That aint workin, that's the way you do it!
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