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Posted: May 4, 2011 10:41 am
 
babies aren't gonna be babies fer ever..so give the baby a name it can handle for the rest of its life.
NO MORE:

Cotys
Hunters
Tylers
Taylors
(im sorry if one of you has any of these names)

YES:

Eddie
George
Zippy
Clarence
Xamot
Tomax
etc...
Posted: May 4, 2011 11:28 am
 
SID
Posted: May 4, 2011 12:26 pm
 
There's a trend in Portland of naming kids Tabor or Aidan. Met a couple here who named their daughter Cascadia. Just as bad as carpetbaggers who move to New Orleans and name their kid Nola.

Eddie rules.
Posted: May 4, 2011 3:39 pm
 
Posted: May 4, 2011 9:12 pm
 
Aidan. Met a couple here who named their daughter Cascadia. Just as bad as carpetbaggers who move to New Orleans and name their kid Nola.

Eddie rules.

Aidan?

Aiden rules!
Posted: May 5, 2011 3:49 am
 
No yuppie names!!
Spencer
Hayden
Preston
etc.

How about Caligula?

Carrie and I have dibs on "Max" and "Penny" if I ever get one past the goalie (NOT THAT WE'RE TRYING OR EVER PLAN ON TRYING).
Posted: May 5, 2011 5:30 am
 
Ralph
Posted: May 5, 2011 8:42 am
 
I have never met a "Ralph".

Trudy is cool name for a girl...!
Posted: May 5, 2011 8:59 am
 
My cousin "Max" was named after the family dog "Max"...
Posted: May 5, 2011 9:08 am
 
Posted: May 5, 2011 1:24 pm
 
NAZI NIGGER
Posted: May 5, 2011 3:16 pm
 
I have some kid voice over clients with bad first names

Paxton
Halston
Colten
Holter
Bronson
Zane
Sterling
Remington Naves(had to give out the last name, sue me)

What happened to Thomas? John? Timothy? Frank? Daniel?
Posted: May 6, 2011 7:33 am
 
todd
Posted: May 6, 2011 8:03 am
 
Bronson

I don't know, that's a pretty badass name. A lot to live up to, though.
Posted: May 6, 2011 8:08 am
 
Bronson

I don't know, that's a pretty badass name. A lot to live up to, though.


The only badass name that would be close is Walker! (spelled with an exclamation mark, middle name Texas, last name Ranger).
Posted: May 6, 2011 9:39 am
 
No yuppie names!!
Spencer
Hayden
Preston


Yuppies have corned all the names from 30s and 40s actors? Bummer.
Posted: May 7, 2011 5:02 am
 
How about Caligula?

if i ever have a kid, i'm so taking this name because god only knows any satan spawn child that i have will probably live up to it. (number one reason that i am NEVER having kids. i know what kinda assholes they'll turn out to be. hell, look at me. heheh.)
Posted: May 7, 2011 7:42 am
 
I named my kid Fitz Dotson but his full name is William Fitzgerald Dotson. I figured if he's embarrassed by his unique name he can go by Will or William in school. I like the name Alice for a girl or something Irish like Erin or Colleen. My family is part Irish and fresh off the boat Slovak but Czechoslovakian names are too harsh. My 2 aunts who are nuns have the names Domatilla and Eupherzine (pronounced you-fur-zine) which would be unacceptable to do to a child in the U.S. My grandmother was Dorotea Matijevic but went by Dorothy Mattey here and I really like that name. The names I really hate are the ones that suburbanites give their kids: Grayson, Carson, Gibson (for a girl), Olivia Kate, Mary Grace, Sloan, Madison, Leigh Taylor, Conrad, Brayson, Chandler and the name Parker has become an epidemic.
Posted: May 7, 2011 11:15 am
 
Dakota
Posted: May 7, 2011 11:16 am
 
George Carlin covers all the puss names
Posted: May 7, 2011 11:17 am
 
^ Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks! and his friend Kyle.
Posted: May 9, 2011 10:22 am
 
Caitlin
Conner
Madison (for a girl)
Bryce
Brock

Classic Carlin.
Posted: May 9, 2011 10:25 am
 
Anything biblical is good. Hezekiah comes to mind.
Posted: May 10, 2011 2:12 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
 
Gayland is an old Kentucky name...I'd have to name my kid that because I know growin up is gonna be rough and if you want to survive you gotta be tough, what with no Pa around.
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