Posted: Feb 28, 2011 2:43 pm
I don't usually follow celebrity news but this thing is getting pretty awesome. A compendium of recent quotes:
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen," the 45-year-old actor told "Good Morning America" on Monday. "It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"You borrow my brain for five seconds, and just be like, 'Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard.' Because it fires in a way that's you know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
"I've been like the 'Aw, shucks' guy with, like, this bitchin' rock-star life. And I'm just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred."