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Posted: Feb 28, 2011 2:43 pm
I don't usually follow celebrity news but this thing is getting pretty awesome. A compendium of recent quotes:

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen," the 45-year-old actor told "Good Morning America" on Monday. "It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

"You borrow my brain for five seconds, and just be like, 'Dude, can't handle it, unplug this bastard.' Because it fires in a way that's you know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm."

"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."

"I've been like the 'Aw, shucks' guy with, like, this bitchin' rock-star life. And I'm just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred."
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 3:15 pm
I cured it. WITH MY MIND - that's how I roll.
-Charlie Sheen
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 3:40 pm
Awesome theme song:
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 5:59 pm
And I'm just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it and love it violently

he's referring to his badass impending death via cocaine, and how no one will give a fuck about him or his life's "accomplishments" within 2-3 years.
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 6:07 pm
I could never forget "Hot Shots"
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 6:32 pm
He'll always be Topper Harley to me.
Posted: Feb 28, 2011 8:11 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 3:14 am
no autotune yet?

Posted: Mar 1, 2011 3:29 am
Charlie Sheen is everything that Pauly Shore is not.
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 6:23 am
Today we got to meet the "goddesses" that live with Charlie, it just gets better and better...

.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/charlie-sheen-on-today-wi_n_ 829585.html
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 6:31 am
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 11:49 am
i love and hate alex jones at the same time but i am surprised charlie went on his show...

demand the truth charlie!
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 11:51 am
oh and this was years ago but the fact is that charlies always been pretty cray cray:)
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 5:10 pm | Edited by: Cole

Looks like he just joined up. This could be good.

Bio-Unemployed winner....that's awesome.
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 5:12 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2011 7:58 pm
This 20/20 interview is perhaps the greatest hour of television I've ever seen..
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 2:41 am
Charlie Sheen is a liberal truther, like most folks in Hollywood I gather.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 3:29 am
I'm not going to hold it against anybody for wrecking their $2M/episode TV career, taking a dangerous amount of drugs or being addicted to whores. But it turns out that he's one of those 9-11 conspiracy guys? What a disappointment.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 3:42 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Charlie Sheen is only crazy for taking it upon himself to speak out....anyone who doesn't think 9-11 was a conspiracy is simply naive.

But back to his goddesses....Bree Olson is a hell of a porn star. I was kind of grossed out by porn stars ever since I met Cody Lane at a wedding...but Bree Olson is grade A poontang.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 3:44 am
Well at least he's not one of those scientology freaks.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 3:45 am
Well at least he's not one of those scientology freaks

Posted: Mar 2, 2011 4:31 am
Bree Olson is grade A poontang.

Uh, no...and her poontang play isn't exactly what gave her her 15 minutes of Porn fame.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 6:34 am
she's no Pam Grier but I'd lay the pipe.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 7:34 am
Charlie Sheen for President of Libya!
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 7:45 am
bree olson makes too much noise. she's gross
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 8:51 am
You're trippin.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 8:55 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Well her spray on tan is a little too dark, and her hair is a little too bleached, but whatever...she's got naturals at least.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 9:51 am
Uh, no...and her poontang play isn't exactly what gave her her 15 minutes of Porn fame.

I have no idea what Matto is talking about, but perhaps it has something to do with the inspiration behind this product.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 9:59 am
but perhaps it has something to do with the inspiration behind this product.

wow. that was not the link to open on a school computer. whoops!
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 10:08 am
Oops. Sorry. That link is NSFW.
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 10:56 am
Posted: Mar 2, 2011 8:20 pm
His multi-liners are solid gold, and nobody I know has a brain that can process his Alex Jones interview. Almost everybody in his inner circle has had some sort of major meltdown in the last six years.
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 3:17 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Almost everyone in America has had some sort of major meltdown in the past 6 years.

I have an infamous rubber porn star ass story...it's about a neighbor I once had who tried his darndest to get me hooked on crack....I'm tired of telling the same old stories though.

How about Emilio Estevez? It's been awhile since that guy has been in the spotlight. I guess he realized he could never top the Mighty Ducks franchise...
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 3:21 am
Charlie Sheen is just the new and improved Gary Busey....I kicked Gaddafi's ass in the original Metal Gear for 8bit Nintendo.
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 3:36 am
Charlie Sheen is just the new and improved Gary Busey

I can't wait to see Charlie on Celebrity Apprentice.
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 4:41 am
Trump: Charlie, you're fired.
Charlie Sheen: Winning!
Trump: Charlie I said you're fired.
Charlie Sheen: Winning!
Trump: Get him out of here.
Charlie: I'm a WINNER! I WIN!
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 5:04 am
Could there be a buddy film with Randy Quaid on the horizon?
Posted: Mar 3, 2011 5:13 am
needs to be a mashup

Posted: Mar 3, 2011 5:45 am
Charlie Sheen is just the new and improved Gary Busey
charlie sheen is the new chuck norris
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 3:37 am
Charlie Sheen for Devo frontman?

It totally makes sense to me. I mean this guy is kind of liked a coked-up Yoda.
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 4:00 am
I understand Charlie Sheen's attitude...I think most of us do...shit is wack and he is too...

He could do a better job of explaining himself, that's realy all it would take to keep folks from thinking he's nuts.

Maybe he's just too jet set to articulate it properly...the problem is that he's reacting to fucking middle american retards who he and the rest of Hollywood depend on. It probbably won't hurt his career...most of us would probbably be friends with him if he was in our social network.
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 4:04 am
Tom Cruise is a douche, Mel Gibson is a cool guy but still a bigot....Charlie Sheen is just a Hollywood Party animal who tries to play smart when he can....bible belt fuckers can kiss his spoiled white ass. The only reason anyone is even surprised is because he has a prime time show on network T.V....

Basically his attitude is that pathetic fucking americans need to get lives of their own.....that's a very good point....he needs to say it in a way that those inbred fuckers will remember.
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 4:14 am
I'm starting a straightedge hardcore band called ANTiSHEEN
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 4:49 am
Charlie Sheen for Devo frontman?

This is a great interview! I like his take on iPads.
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 5:37 am
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 5:44 am
I'm starting a straightedge hardcore band called ANTiSHEEN

That's cool, me and Emilio will just keep rocking out in our metal band, 'St. Elmo's Liar'.
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 6:15 am
Charlie Sheen for Devo frontman?

that was an awesome interview!
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 8:01 am

Posted: Mar 4, 2011 8:36 am
If I was on facebook, I'd have to do the "Joe T likes this" with the thumbs up
Posted: Mar 4, 2011 10:39 am
You know, all of this sounds like Jason back in his prime.

Not saying he has tarnished himself anything, but he has mellowed from his former Sheen.
Posted: Mar 5, 2011 8:30 am | Edited by: eric o
I liked how he expressed respect for his father because he played Captain Willard in Apocalypse now.

Also: Cheveu

And indeed does sound like he's studied early Jason.
Posted: Mar 7, 2011 2:27 am
Man alot of running in that Cheveu video. I haven't seen that kind of running since Hard Days Night.
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