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Posted: Oct 5, 2009 5:55 pm
 
is the man! Give the guy a break!
Posted: Oct 5, 2009 6:34 pm
 
is a gap-toothed creep! Whoops!
Posted: Oct 5, 2009 6:40 pm
 
Dang, you right.
Posted: Oct 5, 2009 6:54 pm
 
Dave is a creep, and I love him.






Get them guts, Dave!
Posted: Oct 5, 2009 7:48 pm
 
But wouldn't you wanna know the shit that guy knows? I mean, that dude has probably seen and done almost everything there is to do.
Wish he'd write a tell all or somethin...
Posted: Oct 5, 2009 8:24 pm
 
Yea...got respek for the D.L. He helped put Indiana on the map.
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 2:20 am
 
Gawd. It's all over the news again this morning.
Last week my rightwinger boss was just all over this, as was his beloved Rush Limbaugh that day. Because.....DAVE HAD DARED SAY ALL THAT NASTY STUFF ABOUT SARAH PALIN'S DAUGHTER, AND NOW THIS!!!

It's a total stretch of the imagination that Dave would NOT sleep with his staffers. It goes on in every office in this country every friggin day. I don't think that's a CRIME, as is blackmail. It's not a crime for a comedian to make fun of Alaska trailer trash, either!

Jesus, this country's gone fucking nuts.
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 3:01 am
 
i'd fuck my staff, if i had a staff.
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 4:07 am
 
I wouldn't kick the female staffers outta the sack!

Go DAVE!
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 5:22 am | Edited by: eric o
 
Sophisticated acceptance of interofffice affairs in which one person holds all the power and the other none is Un-American. Where do you think you are, France? Sudan? Memphis? Hollywood?

Americans are against corruption! USA!
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 5:42 am
 
Oh criminy, eric...NOT YOU, TOO!!!
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 6:03 am
 
Sophisticated acceptance of interofffice affairs in which one person holds all the power and the other none is Un-American. Where do you think you are, France? Sudan? Memphis? Hollywood?

joe t! its ok. youre not alone! we are here for you
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 6:09 am
 
I heard "the other woman" was Paul.
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 7:18 am
 
no...Anton Fig..the OTHER best drummer in the world.
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 11:31 am
 
I heard "the other woman" was...


BROTHER THEODORE!
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 11:37 am
 
Hahaha, totally forgot about him.
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 7:09 pm
 
hey, lookie here on the teevee!

there's a man who hired good-lookin wimmen on his staff to have sexy with him!

don't say nothin' bad bout mr sleazy - then you'd be like rush lim-bo!

oh no!

i'ma go hire me some nice sexy woments to have sexy with me! Everbodee's doin' it - ooh booey it's great to be de king!

no sexy? you're fired lady! ha ha i'm de funnyman! bo bo bo!
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 7:39 pm
 
bo bo bo!
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 8:48 pm
 
if he fired someone for not having sex with him that would be a lawsuit. sounds to me like a regular affair, no big deal. people fuck people they work with all the time. if it was sexual harassment that would be a whole different story, but as far as i know, noone has alleged that. sleazy? sure. big deal. who wouldnt do the same thing if offered the chance? unless he specifically threatened someones job over it, i dont see the big deal. probably plenty of sluts who would like to fuck that rich gap toothed freak.
Posted: Oct 6, 2009 9:27 pm
 
Maybe someday The Shitty Beach Boys will play Letterman. Cuz Conan stinks.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 1:37 am
 
whoever can we believe in anymore?

no santa or jeebus
jay reatard's a retard
the funnymen are creeps

and the goner board is full up of english grammarians and bob springsteen fans

fuck a duck
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 4:20 am
 
people fuck people they work with all the time.


i just threw up in my mouth with images of you gettin hot and heavy at the pizza shoppe.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 4:21 am
 
Girls at work are trouble.
Cause you gotta see them everyday regardless of what happens.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 4:48 am
 
Cuz Conan stinks
fresh garbage for sure
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 4:59 am
 
people fuck people they work with all the time.

i just threw up in my mouth with images of you gettin hot and heavy at the pizza shoppe.


And then I thought of you as the skeleton mortician on the cover of Witchery's Dead, Hot and Ready.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 5:42 am
 
a day in the life of Arman:

URL
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 6:15 am
 
I heard back when I was in college that Dave loved the young, smart ladies. I want to say he was having a fling with a former Memphian who was a college student up there at the time (very late 80's). Someone else must know the story I am thinking of. I also think "sex involving kitchen utensils" was a part of this same tale.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 6:22 am
 
"sex involving kitchen utensils"


OUCH!
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 6:37 am
 
Bon Appetit!
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 6:49 am
 
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 8:44 am
 
ok, NOW(national org for women) is all bitchin and cryin. There was no harrassment here, those chicks knew exactly what they were doing. They always do. Otherwise there would be LOTS of lawsuits.

Don't take no shit Dave!
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 8:45 am
 
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 8:53 am
 
This is almost the stupidest "news" story I've ever seen.
Jesus, it's totally non-news. It's not even interesting!

I feel like I'm smack dab in the middle of the 1950s. I swear, McCarthyism is next, and is going to make a big comeback.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 8:59 am
 
your right. this is lame news.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 9:08 am
 
I also think "sex involving kitchen utensils" was a part of this same tale.

OUCH!

you've obviously never seen Stripes.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 9:49 am
 
the Aunt Jemina treatment....
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 12:06 pm | Edited by: Uptight White
 
These rumors have been around for years. It's unprofessional and a high litigation risk behavior, but he won't be the last to use their top dog status to bed Plain Jane staffers. Most of the time nothing comes of it other than furtive glances, knowing looks, and whispering among the other employees until the thrill wears off and you dread seeing them every day at work.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 12:55 pm
 
a day in the life of Arman:

URL


Best Xmas card ever
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 1:50 pm | Edited by: Womb Raider
 
I can't hate on Bill Clinton because I just can't, and therefore I can't hate on Letterman either. Which sucks because Letterman stopped being funny like 10 years ago. Stupid transitive property of judging people for their sexual indiscretions.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 3:00 pm
 
Stupid transitive property of judging people for their sexual indiscretions.
Yup.

Non-married boss fucks non-married consenting co-worker. No problem.
Consenting co-worker's broke wanker boyfriend attempts to make 2 million off that fact. Problem.
Letterman mans up about said indiscretion, and says he's sorry to his now wife. No problem.

I can't hate on Bill either, but he out and out lied "to the American people" about it, and he was married. Problem.

Yep, I quit watching Letterman years and years ago. But jeesh...NOW's in on it now? Problem.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 8:59 pm
 
Nope.

Non-Married Boss fucks non-married subordinate. Problem.
Posted: Oct 7, 2009 9:21 pm
 
i was married to my boss. it sucked.
Posted: Oct 10, 2009 4:50 am
 
I'm accepting applications for an assistant. Maybe 2!

HAWW!
Posted: Oct 10, 2009 7:08 am
 
just pay 'em something, people will show up. it's weird.
Posted: Oct 10, 2009 7:54 am
 
i was married to my boss. it sucked.

for her.
Posted: Jun 5, 2015 8:14 pm
 
I miss Dave

Another piece of my beloved 20th century America has disappeared.
Posted: Jun 8, 2015 4:31 pm
 
but he has sucked for SO LONG!!!!
Posted: Jun 12, 2015 7:38 pm
 
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