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Posted: Aug 12, 2009 3:55 pm
 
Don't let this happen to you. I just heard on the "old person" radio station that if you don't eat enough good stuff your body will start stealing the fucking vitamins right out of your fucking BONES! But wait! You can prevent this perverse sickness by taking a supplement that is advertised on the RADIO!
Posted: Aug 12, 2009 5:51 pm
 
HARD SHELL CRABS IN TWO WEEKS, MOTHERFUCKER.

and hoagie spread.

shit will set you on the path of enlighentment.

i know, old hat...
Posted: Aug 13, 2009 8:06 am
 
Vitamin B-12...No..wait, thats an Air Force bomber.
Posted: Aug 13, 2009 8:12 am
 
it was a rock LOBSTERRRR!
Posted: Aug 13, 2009 8:33 am
 
i've got boogie in my bones
Posted: Aug 14, 2009 12:19 pm
 
Old People and Chris will believe anything.

I heard on Talk Radio this afternoon that the Media is slanted towards the liberals and that the Republicans only have Talk Radio and the Internet to keep them informed about what's really going on. I think the term they used was asymmetrical, but maybe it was some other geometry term -like scalene.
Posted: Aug 14, 2009 12:24 pm
 
I'm so glad that beer is a panacea.
Posted: Aug 14, 2009 12:42 pm
 
Fuck dem old people. Once we get the Death Panels in place, they'll be history!
Posted: Aug 14, 2009 10:35 pm
 
you shall DIE!
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