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Posted: Nov 30, 2008 3:55 pm
He always drops his ice cream cone, thats how ya tell!
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 4:10 pm
How do you tell him that he's retarded and it's never gonna get any better? 'Cuz I have this, um, friend, uh, yeah....
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 4:42 pm
well at least it's not the soap that he's droppin, dutch.
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 4:51 pm
How do you tell if your friend is a retard?

you look at yourself in the mirror and say "friend, are you retarded?"
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 5:11 pm
If he's my friend in the first place..
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 6:16 pm
Put a knife in his hand, ask him who's special and see if he kills himself.
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 9:07 pm
cause he's your friend
Posted: Nov 30, 2008 10:27 pm
he stinks and has drool,
oh no!
that's the bum
i sit beside
waiting for the bus
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 4:29 am
Is he wearing sweatpants?
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 5:15 am
Is he wearing sweatpants?

Well, he IS retarded!
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 6:15 am
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 6:38 am
he writes really long, boring stories about his stupid dogs and hitchhiking and calls himself chico harris.
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 7:03 am
Busy day at work, huh jerryd?
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 7:14 am
he writes really long, boring stories about his stupid dogs and hitchhiking and calls himself chico harris.

you call that guy your FRIEND???????
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 3:20 pm
you call that guy your FRIEND???????

Hey Lauren, remind me to punch you in your nose next time i see you, smart ass!
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 7:46 pm
im real name be: BUMBO DREAD!!!
Posted: Dec 1, 2008 9:06 pm
Is he wearing sweatpants?

Well, he IS retarded!

thats some pretty unusable circular logic. we need to know if the sweatpant wearer is retarded before we can deduce whether or not wearing sweatpants can be used as a deciding factor in identifying retardation. as of now wearing sweatpants is merely a faux-pas to a very small minority.
Posted: Mar 19, 2018 1:12 pm
He keeps stabbing your pencil case with your own pens...HE IS RETARDED!!!!
Posted: Mar 20, 2018 9:06 am
Steve Smut is gonna be here on Monday. 'Nuff said.

Wait, does this make me the retard?
Posted: Mar 21, 2018 2:11 am
I'm not sure if that's what makes you the retard...
Posted: Mar 21, 2018 10:19 am
fair enough.
Posted: Apr 24, 2018 7:38 am
His name is Bazooka Joe?
Posted: Apr 25, 2018 9:22 am
Hey man, that's my given name. It was given to me in 11th grade!
Posted: May 22, 2018 3:35 am
Instead of wondering just beat the shit out of him until you know he's retarded.
Posted: May 22, 2018 3:40 am
Get back in the bed son where not done fuckin
Posted: Dec 23, 2018 3:10 am
have a ps4 but i need a new one because it is loud also aftershave is more important then a new pc
Posted: Dec 27, 2018 6:38 am
he misspells his band name?
Posted: Mar 3, 2019 6:49 am
He asks tax questions. Then ignores ur answers and looks up how your friend is retarded. While wearing sweat pants eating peanut butter from a jar with a spoon . And farts then snores.
Posted: May 7, 2019 2:07 am
their name starts with a 'G'
Posted: May 15, 2019 10:51 am
He wears the same flannel every day and starts to like girls after a couple of days
Posted: May 15, 2019 11:49 am
Administrator, approve these messages!
Posted: May 16, 2019 11:43 am
Posted: May 21, 2019 9:23 am
if his name is Leo then....
Posted: May 24, 2019 9:58 am
Man, I take make my demand for approval. BOTS.
Posted: May 24, 2019 10:53 am
bazooka joe:
I take make

Posted: May 25, 2019 9:35 am
Take BACK! Take BACK!

Your friend me is a retard.
Posted: May 27, 2019 12:47 pm
bazooka joe:
Take BACK! Take BACK!

Your friend me is a retard.

Now that sounds more like your funky, spoken-word rap. You might needs an ass-ist.
Posted: Jun 2, 2019 3:15 am
That is some bullshit. I have never once thought of samosas and Memphis on the same day even.
Posted: Aug 7, 2019 7:31 am
Joining this thread appears to be the winner
Posted: Dec 4, 2019 10:23 am
If he threatens to sing V9 songs, never leaves his bedroom and has short outbursts of duck noises. As well as this, the retard may also randomly recite the days of the week in order to prove a point.

Using these undisputable evidence, I can firmly deduce that my friend is a grade-A fucking retard.
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