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Posted: Jul 18, 2007 12:51 pm
El Nuge-o had a Wall Street Journal Column July 3rd: "The Summer of Drugs". I don't want future Rupert Murdoch lawyers to come after Gooooner, but here's some vituperative crossbow shootin', blonde bimbo mackin', ho-made deer jerky eatin' memories:

I literally had to step over stoned, drooling fans, band mates, concert promoters and staff to pursue my musical American Dream throughout the 1960s and 1970s. I flushed more dope and cocaine down backstage toilets than I care to remember. In utter frustration I was even forced to punch my way through violent dopers on occasion. So much for peace and love. The DEA should make me an honorary officer.

I was forced to fire band members and business associates due to mindless, dangerous, illegal drug use. Clean and sober for 59 years, I am still rocking my brains out and approaching my 6,000th concert. Clean and sober is the real party.

Posted: Jul 18, 2007 12:52 pm
oh, by the way, he DOES have a new album coming out!!!!
Posted: Jul 18, 2007 1:44 pm
Has anyone ever asked him about that pot sticker on his guitar on the back of the Sony Amboy Dukes "best of" booklet?

Clean and sober for 59 years, I am still rocking my brains out and approaching my 6,000th concert. Clean and sober is the real party.
I figure he knows who Keith Richards is.
Posted: Jul 18, 2007 1:50 pm
anybody ever read "grand royal"? check their insane interview with the nuge here (in which he responds to ridicule of the damn yankees with the warning that his new album "will make you shit blood!")

Posted: Jul 18, 2007 3:23 pm
He wants to do away with the court system and make everybody own a gun and be a N.R.A member and shoot murderers, kidnappers, dope dealers, and child predators. Courtney Love claims she sucked his "BOW" when she was only 12 years old. That's what I call a fan. She is Queen Star Fucker. I hope he becomes a late comer in the 2008 Prez. ObamaVSNugent That would be awsome!! The debates would be priceless. Yeah, I wonder what kind of party he's going to have on his 60th? Lots of BBQ but no beer. DuffMan will not be invited.
Posted: Jul 18, 2007 10:55 pm
[i]"grand royal"? check their insane interview with the nuge[i/]

The infamous "mullett" issue?
Posted: Jul 18, 2007 11:09 pm | Edited by: Rape Stands
good for him.
wonder if he has a rape stand?
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