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Goner Message Board / Memphis / memphis roller derby - double header - april 14th
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:34 pm
come watch me and heathurr beat on each other. it'll be awesome.

it's the prisskilla prezleys vs. the women of mass destruction and the legion of zoom vs. the angels of death. tickets are 12 dollars at the door. music by the stellas. they have beer too, by the way.


for tickets, hit up tear it up on cooper or go to memphisrollerderby.com
Posted: Apr 3, 2007 1:46 am
come watch me and heathurr beat on each other.

its hethurr. learn how to fuck up yer spellin more, GAWRSH!
Posted: Apr 3, 2007 7:36 pm
you best shush yo mouf or i'mma take that shit out on you on the rink, woman...

*sharpens elbows*

heheh. we're both gonna get ejected!
Posted: Apr 11, 2007 12:06 am
this weekend!!! :D holler!
Posted: Apr 12, 2007 12:00 pm
What's your rink name again?
Posted: Apr 12, 2007 6:36 pm
the name of the rink ? funquest.

if you're talking about skater name, it's bloody elle. hethurr is blanche deathereaux.
Posted: Apr 12, 2007 8:28 pm
i thought your name was elle hath no fury...
did i make that up or is that someone else?
Posted: Apr 13, 2007 3:44 pm
nah...there's another girl named elle tempered, but we don't have any elle hath no fury. that's pretty good though. :)
Posted: Apr 13, 2007 4:18 pm
Collierville?!? That's like goin' on a camping trip.

Midtown NEEDS a roller rink(queen's court on the "square").
Posted: Apr 14, 2007 2:10 pm
TONIGHT!!!! :)

i'm so stoked! yeah!
Posted: Apr 14, 2007 5:08 pm
How much are beers?
Posted: Apr 14, 2007 6:53 pm
I am headed out for this. I don't wanna see no blood but I better see some cruel and unusual punishment. And if that band you booked plays Dave Matthews or Creed ,there WILL be blood.
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 1:54 am
kicked yo ass elle.

Posted: Apr 15, 2007 3:42 am
Sure. Beat up on the cripple.
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 5:15 am
If Elle ever got those big thighs locked around yo head ,you be deader 'n a haint.
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 5:17 am | Edited by: Rumpleforeskin
I missed the bout(is that the right term?) because of a stupid accident. I was running late and cut the hell out of my self shaving. I bled like a inbred Russian crown prince. By the time I got it stopped it was too late to go
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 1:31 pm
so there was blood. were you listening to creed and daydreaming about dave matthews?
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 2:57 pm
If Elle ever got those big thighs locked around yo head ,you be deader 'n a haint.

Can think of a lot worse ways to go (sigh)
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 6:27 pm
best moment of the night for me...

i was jamming and hethurr tried to block me and i dodged her...as i skated past her i turned around and flipped her off then gave her a thumbs up and smiled and then started laughing. it was pretty hilarious. :) that shit was fun.

my team did lose, but it was a ton of fun and i love skating against the wmds. :) good times!
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 6:41 pm
When's the next one?
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 6:57 pm
may 26th. another saturday, another double header. buck wilders is djing!

should be a fine time.
Posted: Apr 15, 2007 9:41 pm
best bout ive ever skated, loverrrrrr.

sneak attacks are the bessssst.
Posted: Apr 17, 2007 11:14 am
Let me stress how much everyone needs to go to this. There are

1. Cute girls
2. In skimpy outfits
3. Whomping the crap out of each other

Plus beer and a place for the kids to play. I'm surprised there's not a line out the door.
Posted: Apr 17, 2007 11:43 am
1. Cute girls
2. In skimpy outfits
3. Whomping the crap out of each other

I know.

not to mention that there are some really good players doing all of it on skates...pretty impressive.
I'm always trying to get people to go, but they're always like umm yeah roller derby, right...

ohh well, I've been to every bout and I've always had a good time.

AOD rule!
Posted: Apr 17, 2007 11:46 am
the problem for me is the location, i just don't want to drive out to collierville
Posted: Apr 17, 2007 2:05 pm
yeah...that part does kinda suck.
You do get an interesting mix of people though!

I think if it was somewhere in midtown it would be THE thing to go to.
Posted: Apr 17, 2007 2:37 pm
yeah...i know. trust me, most of the girls live in midtown and we hate driving out there. (we drive out there not only for the bouts but also for practice 3 times a week. carpooling = a blessing.)

oh...and just to let y'all know, we have a travel team, which is pretty much an all-star roster of skaters from ALL the teams. so you can imagine how awesome it's gonna be. heheh. all the best blockers and jammers and pivots from all the girls. whew. gonna be pretty hard to stop us. i'm stoked on it. we play our first out of town game in june against huntsville, alabama's dixie derby girls.
Posted: Apr 30, 2007 3:04 pm
Hey Elle! Come up to Cleveland and visit my league! then mephis can play cleveland as soon as we get our travel roster finalized.
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