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Posted: Jun 18, 2009 4:49 pm
Please stock some of these:

http://www.discountfavors.com/custom-koozies+neoprene-wine-bottle-insu lator.html

I know, you're thinking, "wine accessories? that's for yuppies!" but consider the following

* will accomodate bottles of thunderbird, cheap vodka, and maybe even 40s
* softens the blow when bottle is used against you as a weapon
* keeps your liquid cold even in memphis summer heat
* can drink boones farm during your morning shower without worries of a tub filled with shattered glass and bare feet
* same logic applies to pool parties, boats, & barefoot dance nights
* police will not suspect a thing if you are drinking from one of these in public
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